Being greedy, I asked for both cake and pie for my birthday a few weeks ago. The pie was already chronicled, and now it’s time for the cake. I requested German chocolate, not knowing the can of worms it opened up. The usual suspects didn’t suggest a recipe, but we did find one on the internet. It was okay, but made waaay too much, and the frosting wasn’t so hot. Varia was convinced she could do better.
She most certainly did! Varia tweaked the recipe to produce a smaller cake, switched out some ingredients for the batter and devised a completely different frosting; thick, sticky, coconutty caramel that compliments the moist cake. I’m not complaining at all, as I got not one but two birthday cakes (and a pie), and I’m able to share her recipe with you.
We used the Soy Delicious coconut milk yogurt to add maximum coconut goodness, but standard soy yogurt should work just fine.

Varia’s Germanic Chocolate Cake
For the Cake:
4 oz dried apricots, diced
4 oz water
1 cup vanilla soy or oat milk
2 tsp cider vinegar
2 tsp vanilla
1/2 cup plain coconut yoghurt
2 cups sugar
2 cups flour
3/4 cup cocoa
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Lightly grease and flour two 9″x2″ cake pans
Soak apricots in 4oz water, set aside to soften.
Stir together soy/oat milk, cider vinegar, and vanilla.
Measure dry ingredients into a bowl. Sift or whisk to combine.
Puree softened apricots. Place in mixer/bowl and mix with soy yoghurt and sugar until fluffy and pale coloured.
Fold in dry ingredients.
Add soy milk/vinegar mixture, mix until batter is smooth.
Divide cake batter and bake for 30-35 minutes
Cool on rack. Frost.
For the Frosting:
4 tbsp cornstarch
1/4 cup water
1/2 cup buttery spread - baking stick
1/2 cup brown rice syrup
1 cup brown sugar
1 tsp vanilla essence
1 1/2 cup soy/oat milk
2 1/4 cups shredded coconut
Mix cornstarch with 1/4 cup water and keep on hand.
In a deep saucepan, melt the buttery spread.
Add brown rice syrup and brown sugar and cook over medium heat for 8 minutes, stirring. It will bubble up - be careful, very hot. Add the milk, stir in. Add cornstarch and water mix, stirring constantly until mixture thickens. Take off the heat and stir in coconut. Allow to cool, frost bottom cake, slap top cake on, pile frosting all over.